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fullmetal-dipshit:

i love the trend where people name their kids after things they can’t afford like “mercedes”, “chanel”, “bentley” etc because in a few years we gonna have a lotta infants named shit like “a college degree” and “rent”


zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!


trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 


sh4ne:

pijani-batak-mi-trci-po-sobi:

sh4ne:

rebloggable by request

why?

request

sh4ne:

pijani-batak-mi-trci-po-sobi:

sh4ne:

rebloggable by request

why?

request


dekutree-official:

twirlingtroye:

sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video

how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine

dekutree-official:

twirlingtroye:

sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video

how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine


muchtalk:

glowaholic:

☯☾ glow/dark/pale

glow||blackwave

muchtalk:

glowaholic:

☯☾ glow/dark/pale

glow||blackwave


lionsarah:

THERE IS SO MUCH GOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD

SO GOD DAMN MUCH

SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT

AND PEOPLE CHOSE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY


unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

when the heater broke, and the washer and dryer broke, my mom blamed it all on me being gay. 


octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head


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